艾伦·德杰尼勒斯在杜兰大学2009年毕业典礼上的演讲
I guess what I’m trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you’ll have more beads than you know what to do with and you’ll be drunk, most of the time.

